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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

expertcosmotips:

does he like doctor who? send him back in  time to 100 bc so a dinosaur can eat him

chocolatefrogs:

Tina Belcher text posts

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

luanlegacy:

weekendswithhuy:

ryannxp:

this is important

I FUCKING CAN’T!

blvcxonblack i think you would appreciate this xDDD

I just spit a mouthful of chicken all over my laptop

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